Dirty little food secrets

I know most people have one. That thing that you eat that you don't really want others to know about. I have a friend who will break down and eat at McDonald's when she's hungover, another just confessed to spaghetti -o's and still some other friends who love canned corned beef hash (one step away from dog food if you ask me). Don't worry I won't name names but you know who you are! I'm outing only myself. When I'm sick, hungover or just not feeling well my go to comfort food is Campbell's Chicken and Stars - but wait, it gets better - I add cheetos until it's not really even soupy! I developed this special recipe when I was a kid, sometimes varying the additions; I can do saltines or fritos, but the cheezy orange color that the cheetos add is still my favorite. I'm not photographing this, I'll just leave it up to your imagination. Think bright orange...